Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Arsehole just went to war

Version 1:

Arsehole just (our soldiers) went to war

Arsehole just (our soldiers) fought well
Arsehole just (our soldiers) stuck the bayonet
Up the Major’s Arsehole

(Slower Beat)
Shit hole (she told), shit hole (she told), shit hole (she told) me not to go
(Faster Beat)
Shit hole (she told), shit hole (she told), shit hole (she told), shit hole (she told),
shit hole (she told) me not to go


(Repeat top verse 'Arsehole just went to war')

(Slower Beat)
Cunt hole (can't hold), cunt hole (can't hold), cunt hole (can't hold) me back now
(Faster Beat)
Cunt hole (can't hold), cunt hole (can't hold), cunt hole (can't hold),
cunt hole (can't hold), cunt hole (can't hold) me back now

(Another version)
(Slower Beat)
Cunt hole (can't hold), cunt hole (can't hold), cunt hole (can't hold) the rifle straight
(Faster Beat)
Cunt hole (can't hold), cunt hole (can't hold), cunt hole (can't hold),
cunt hole (can't hold), cunt hole (can't hold)
the rifle straight

(Repeat top verse 'Arsehole just went to war')

(Slower Beat)
Butt hole (but hold), butt hole (but hold), butt hole (but hold) the mail till I return
(Faster Beat)
Butt hole (but hold), butt hole (but hold), butt hole (but hold), butt hole (but hold),
butt hole (but hold)
the mail till I return

(Repeat top verse 'Arsehole just went to war')

(Slower Beat)
Fucking (for king), fucking (for king), fucking (for king) and countrymen
(Faster Beat)
Fucking (for king), fucking (for king), fucking (for king), fucking (for king),
fucking (for king) and countrymen


(Repeat top verse 'Arsehole just went to war')

(Slower Beat)
Fuck off (for cof), fuck off (for cof), fuck off (for cof)fee and for tea
(Faster Beat)
Fuck off (for cof), fuck off (for cof), fuck off (for cof), fuck off (for cof),
fuck off (for cof)fee and for tea


(Repeat top verse 'Arsehole just went to war')

(Slower Beat)
Fuck you (for cu), fuck you (for cu), fuck you (for cu)riosity
(Faster Beat)

Fuck you (for cu), fuck you (for cu),
fuck you (for cu), fuck you (for cu),
fuck you (for cu)riosity

(Repeat top verse 'Arsehole just went to war')

(Slower Beat)
To Piss (two pis),
to Piss (two pis), to Piss (two pis)tols on my knee
(Faster Beat)

To Piss (two pis),
to Piss (two pis), to Piss (two pis), to Piss (two pis),
to Piss (two pis)tols on my knee

(Repeat top verse 'Arsehole just went to war')

(Slower Beat)
A fart (afar to),
a fart (afar to), a fart (afar to) wonder free
(Faster Beat)
A fart (afar to), a fart (afar to), a fart (afar to), a fart (afar to),
a fart (afar to)
wonder free

(Repeat top verse 'Arsehole just went to war')

(Slower Beat)
Her ass (harass),
her ass (harass), her ass (harass) them in the dark
(Faster Beat)
Her ass (harass), her ass (harass), her ass (harass), her ass (harass),
her ass (harass)
them in the dark

(Repeat top verse 'Arsehole just went to war')

(Slower Beat)
Eat shit (each hit),
eat shit (each hit), eat shit (each hit) will find its mark
(Faster Beat)
Eat shit (each hit), eat shit (each hit), eat shit (each hit), eat shit (each hit),
eat shit (each hit)
will find its mark

Version 2:

Arsehole just (our soldiers) went to war
Arsehole just (our soldiers) went on march
Arsehole just (our soldiers) stuck their bayonets
Up their Sargent's arsehole

9 comments:

  1. Chaps, back to one of those brilliant golden oldies!

    There might be other versions of this. Please comment if you know of any other.

    Cheers!

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  2. Another version would be

    Our solders went to war
    Our solders went on march
    Our solders stuck their bayonets
    Up their Sargents ass hole

    For cof (fuck off) for cof for coffee and for tea
    For cof (fuck off) for cof for coffee and for tea

    Repeat once from top

    Shit hole (she told), shit hole (she told), shit hole (she told), shit hole (she told), shit hole (she told) me not to go

    Repeat top verse....

    Cunt hole (can't hold), cunt hole (can't hold), cunt hole (can't hold) me back now
    (Faster Beat)
    Cunt hole (can't hold), cunt hole (can't hold), cunt hole (can't hold), cunt hole (can't hold), cunt hole (can't hold) me back now

    Hope this twist works...

    Ash

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  3. Ash, old boy, thanks for the other version. You jogged my booze faded memory about 'For King' verse as well. I added the 'For Cof(fee)' verse to the first version as well. Then the only difference between two versions is the repeating verse.

    Cheers!

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  4. Chaps, by the way, a sudda pakaya told me that this tune seems to be based on the first bars of Mozart's 'Eine Kleine Nachtmusik'. Bugger, I am going to bring this up if somebody calls me an uncultured fucker for singing this.

    Cheers!

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  5. Hey guys, thanks for putting this up. Brings back great memories of old rowing days with many a pint of booze downed. These went down well with the Rap-ta-ra-ra's, Mayor of Bridgewater, etc.

    One difference I noted - 'Cant hold the rifle straight'.

    AG

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    1. Machang AG, yes, this song certainly brings back a hell of a lot of fantastic memories. And talking of rowing, remember all the verbal abuse Cox used to dish out if you start trailing other teams. Man, I learned a quite a bit of choice words that way. I am going to add 'Cant hold the rifle straight' as an alternate version. Please do chip in with any other songs you can recall. I have become bit of a lazy bastard as of late about adding new stuff. But will soon try to add one more.

      Cheers!

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  6. We used to sing this in convent school day at Tiruchy Tamil Nadu India...lol...good fun...we weren't even drunk

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    1. Aury, were you by any chance bonking convent girls while singing this? That certainly would be one up on us! By the way here convent schools are all-girl schools. It was considered a great achievement if you managed to jump over the convent wall during big match season, being chased by ever present security guard buggers, and show-off to the girls.

      Cheers!

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    2. I heard it differently in Madras Xian College, which goes some thing like this: Assholes assholes went to war assholes assholes went and fart(fought) with piss with piss with pistols in their hands Aaa soldiers went to war and aaa soldiers went and fart etc. This was a 1966 version.

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