Suththa Pallagena Yanawa
Issara kalle Dudley kiyala tea estate ekaka assistant superintendent kenek hitiya.
Suddek thami superintendent.
Dudley hari kamathi Lechchimilata hukkana.
Dudley dawasak Lechchimi kenekuta hukanawa thea gus asse thiyagena.
Eh wellawema suddah ethana uda paren yanawa Lechchimi dakka.
Lechchimi kiwwa 'Mahaththaya, Suththa pallagena yanawa' kiyala.
Dudley ethakota kiyanawa 'Ohama thami Lechchimi Dudlige paiyen wadak karoth'.
Tongue Ekka Eliyata Dhanna
Lankawe nonna kenek giya dostharayek ballana.
Dostaraya nonnage diva ballana ona hinda kiwwa 'Oyage tongue ekka eliyata dhanna'.
Nona 'ting' gala left thanna eliyata dhamma.
Dostaraya kiwwa 'Aiyyo oya tang ekka nevei anith tongue ekka'.
Nona 'ting' gala right thannath eliyata dhamma.
Siripalage Gona
Simonge allapu gedara inne Siripala.
Siripalge gon haraka Simonge watta kadagena wathata paninawa kiyala Simonui Siripalai wali.
Habai Simonge duwai Sripalage puthai lovers.
Hamadama udeta Sripalage putha watta langata ennawa Simonge duwata lova danna.
Siripalage putha horny hinda watte hillakin paiya dannawa Simonge duwata kiyala athe parak gaha ganna.
Dawasak Simonui Siripalai henna waliyak giya. Simon raa thissema Siripalata kunuharupen bana bana hitiya.
Anith dawase ude Simon nagitala whatha pahala bogak danna yanakota watte hilla dakka.
Mama oya kari Siripalata honda padamak uganannan kiyala Simon sarama ussala watte hillata puka thiyala Siripalge wathata bogag danna lasiti wuna.
Siripalage puthata watta lagin sadayak ahuna hinda duwagena duwagena awilla watte hilla assen paiya damma.
Uge paiya giya Simonge puke.
Simon mora deela kaa gahanna patan gaththa 'Budu Ammo, Siripalage gonna anno!'
Johnge Paiya
Americawe sudek hitiya John kiyala.
Uge baduwage nama Wendy.
Uu baduwata love ekka pennana piaye tatto ekkak kota gatha 'WENDY' kiyala.
Uge paiya nagala thiyanakota ekka 'WENDY' kiyala pennenawa, bahala thiyanakota 'WY' kiyala pennenawa.
Dawasak Johnui Wendi Jamaica wlata giya holiday ekkakata.
John walaa hinda Wendywa ekkan giya nude beach ekkakata.
Onna beach ekka dige awidagena yanakota henna Jamican kallek enawa paiya wana wana.
Wendy kallage paiya diha balankota dakka 'WY' kiyala tatoo ekkak uutath thiyenawa.
Wendy okka Johnta pennuwa.
Johnta honda somiyak gihilla Jamaican poragen ahuwa 'Hey man, does your tatoo say WENDY when your dick gets hard?'
Jamaican pora John diha nondi look ekkak dala kiwwa, 'Noo Mon! Mine says WELCOME TO JAMAICA MON. HAVE A NICE DAY'.
Kohomada Mage Jump Ekka
Dawasak kellek jumbu gahakata nagga jumbu kadanna.
Gaha yata hitiya kellege seeya jambu ekathu karrana.
Kella jumbu kadala ivara wella gahen bimata panna.
Kellage gavuma udagiya. Yatin jangiyak adalla ne.
Kella seeyagen ahuwa 'Kohomada seeya mage jump ekka?'.
Ethakota seeya kiyanawa 'Ane duwe than okata kiyanne jump ekka kiyalada. Ape kallenam okata kiuwe huththa kiyala!'.
Ali Hukanawa Api Marenawa
Dawasak aliyek athiniyakata hukkana lastiwuna.
Aliyage paiya diga hinda ekka ussagana hari amaruwuna.
Gahak uda idan vandurek oka balagen hitiya.
Aliya vanduragen ahuwa 'machang apita podi support ekka denawada?' kiyala.
Vandura gahen bahala avilla bohoma amaruen aliyage paiya athiniyage hutta langata issuwa.
Aliya ekka paratama jabos gala athiniyage hutta athulata paiya damma Vandurath ekkama.
Vandura dan athiniyage hutta athule.
Aliyage paiya awilla Vandurage oluwata guti denawa dada bada gala.
Aliya wade iwarawunama Vandurata hena kari shower ekkauth hamba wuna.
Anithimata athiniya thuk gala Vandurawa huthen eliyata damma.
Vandura bohoma amaruen apahu gahata bada gagenna naggala kiyanawa 'Ali Hukanawa Api Marenawa!' kiyala.
